Ethan Clouser
Founding Head of Marketing, Bland
- Seven Figures
- Generated every month for Bland
- Exited Founder
- Built and sold his own marketing company
- Mentra
- Former Head of GTM
For VC Backed B2C Startups
Get 10,000 Paying Users For Your Startup In 30 Days
Our Track Record
We’ve managed $300M+ in ad spend and generated $1B+ in revenue building growth inside five unicorn startups.
Scale My Startup
3 spots per month
The Track Record
Client Results
Our team works directly in your business, just like an employee. The same way we did for:
- Bland
- Skool
- Jasper
- Replit
- Acquisition.com
Who You Work With
The Two People Who Will Be
Your Full Time Growth Partners
Auston Troyer
Founding Head of Growth, Jasper and Skool
- 0 → $1.7B
- Founding Head of Growth at Jasper
- 0 → $2B
- Founding Head of Growth at Skool
- Replit & Acquisition.com
- Ran all paid acquisition for both
Collectively we’ve managed $300M+ in ad spend and generated $1B+ in revenue for these companies.
What You Actually Get
Everything Below, For Less
Than One Senior Hire
Scaling this in house means four to five full time people, months of recruiting, and a payroll line that never goes away. Instead, you get the two of us directly in your business, scaling what already works, entirely done for you.
Offer and positioning rebuilt
We craft your offer and messaging so the right customer sees it and immediately wants it, at the price you want to charge.
$180,000
Senior growth strategist, per year
All your creative, made for you
We write the scripts, run the shoots, edit the footage and produce the UGC. You never brief a freelancer or sit in an edit. 10,000+ creatives shipped.
$270,000
Copywriter, videographer, editor, per year
Paid, organic and outbound, run daily
We record your organic content, you post it, then we run the winners as paid across Meta, TikTok and YouTube. Plus retargeting and follow up on every lead.
$230,000
Media buyer and outbound rep, per year
Your SEO, built and run for you
We do the keyword research, write the pages and build the authority. Your signups keep compounding after the ad spend stops.
$120,000
SEO lead and content, per year
Landing pages and funnel
We build the pages, the booking flow, the qualification logic and the follow up, wired end to end. A/B tested to find the most optimal format.
$60,000
Agency build, one time
Two senior operators inside your business
We work out of your office and own the number ourselves. Not a pod, not an account manager, and nobody learning on your budget.
Not hireable
At any salary
The thirty day guarantee
Hit the first milestone or every dollar you paid to start comes back.
Risk removed
Your downside capped at zero
To build this in house, every year
$860,000
And that’s $860,000 a year on a team you still have to find, train and manage while they learn your market — with no guarantee of a single booked call. You get the same work for less than one of those salaries, running in ten days instead of three months, and the calls are guaranteed.
Our Guarantee
We hit the first milestone we agree on in your first thirty days, or we refund every dollar you paid to start.
And you keep the offer, the creative library, the funnel, and the performance data either way.
Scale My Startup
3 spots per month
Run Your Own Numbers
What Would 10,000 Paying
Users Be Worth To You?
- Revenue added
- $5M
- Enterprise value created
- $50M
That’s what 10,000 paying users is worth at your numbers. Paying users means people who have actually paid you — not signups, not trials. 10,000 is the target we run at; what we guarantee is the first milestone we agree with you in writing before launch.
Scale My Startup
3 spots per month
The Company
About Kinetic
Kinetic is two senior operators who join your company, work alongside your team, and build the acquisition engine that takes you from traction to scale. Not an agency, and not advice from across town. We’ve done it inside five companies that went on to be worth billions, and we take 3 clients a month so it stays that way.
$300M+
AD SPEND MANAGED
$1B+
REVENUE GENERATED
10,000+
CREATIVES SHIPPED
10 Days
BUILD TO LAUNCH
Step One
Apply To Work With Us
We take 3 clients a month, and we work with startups that already have traction and want to scale hard. Tell us where you are now, and we’ll tell you plainly whether we can get you there. If we can’t, we’ll say so.
Before You Book
Most Common Questions
It depends on scope, and you’ll get a straight number on the call. What doesn’t change is the structure: our fee is tied to paying users landing in your product.
That tells us the previous system didn’t work. It doesn’t tell us the motion can’t work. You already have people paying you, so the demand is real — what’s missing is a machine that repeats it at volume. We isolate the constraint: audience, offer, creative, channel, onboarding, activation, or unit economics. More ad spend never fixes a broken offer, so finding the constraint is the first job.
Before anything launches we agree in writing on what counts as a paying user and on the first milestone we’re accountable for in month one. There’s a small implementation fee up front to cover the build. Miss that milestone and we refund it in full, and you keep every asset we built.
No. We’re two senior operators who work inside your business. An agency sells you hours and sends work over email. We build your growth function ourselves and own the number. It’s closer to hiring a founding marketing team than to signing a vendor.
Good, and that’s usually the right end state. It’s also what we build you toward. Early on we are your in house team: we build the entire system and run it ourselves, so nobody is learning on your budget. When you’re ready to bring it inside, we help you source, recruit and train the person to run it, and hand the system over to them.
Someone who has paid you money, on whatever plan or price point we agree counts before launch. Not a signup, not a trial, not an email address. We’d rather argue about the definition up front than about the invoice later.
We build and run your entire acquisition motion, then hand you paying users. That covers the offer and positioning, the creative, the landing pages, paid, organic, SEO, the onboarding, the activation flow and the follow up. Doing this in house means a media buyer, a copywriter, a videographer, an editor and UGC creators. That’s four to five full time hires. You get the two of us instead.
Whichever ones reach your customer. That’s usually a mix of Meta, TikTok, YouTube, organic and search, and the split depends entirely on who buys from you and how they decide. We decide it together after the strategy session, not before.
Two hours is all that’s required. You give us context on the customer, the offer and how you sell. We handle everything after that.
Good. We’re not replacing them. They get a working system, senior execution capacity beside them, and a documented process they can run themselves. Your team stays involved where their context matters.
Get 10,000 Paying Users For Your Startup In 30 Days. Miss The First Milestone And Your Start Fee Comes Back.
Scale My Startup
3 spots per month